Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? RPG

A few excited audience members applaud.

Jeff: Well, we've been reading your report card, and I'm impressed. Your summary is nothing less than remarkable! Host of Super Millionaire in Poland.. A £125,000 win on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? in the UK... and even €500,000 in Millionaire Fans' 5th Anniversary events! Although I have to ask - do you feel like your hard work seems to be taking its toll?

Jeff: Well ok, perhaps we can help. Now, out of these five classmates, pick one and we can get started.

Lots of arm-waving and eager shrieks of "Me, me, me!". Who does Adasiekkk pick?

Lucy leaps up, and waltzes to the right lectern, hi-fiving Adam on the way.

Lucy: Yeah!

Jeff: Ok, well Adam, let me tell you how the game works: Up on the board there are gonna be ten subjects, ranging from 1st Grade through to 5th Grade. You can answer them in any order you like. The first question is worth $1,000. If you get to the tenth question, it's worth $500,000. If you ace that test, you'll be given the opportunity to answer an additional grade-school question, that will be worth ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
...Now your classmates can help you on the way because you have two Cheats: one time you may Peek at your classmate's answer, and you can choose whether to go with it or go with your own. You also have one Copy, which means you must take the answer your classmate has written down. And once during the game they can Save you: that means if you have the wrong answer but your classmate has the correct answer, you're safe, you keep the cash and you move on. These Cheats can only be used once, and when they're gone you can't get any more help from your classmates for the rest of the game, so use 'em wisely!
...And finally if the test gets too tough, you can drop outta school and take the money you've won, but you've gotta look into that camera there, and tell all of America that you are NOT smarter than a 5th Grader. Is that a deal?!

Jeff: Alright, let's find out: Is Adam Siekkk smarter than a 5th Grader?!?!

The lights go down, bathing the set in shades of deep red.

Jeff: You've got your classmate up here with you; pick a subject.

Jeff: Okay. I said the first question's worth $1,000 - here it is, a 5th Grade Spelling question.



Jeff: On-uh-mat-uh-pee-uh.

Please note: this is only the pronunciation! You must spell the actual word!

Lucy locks in.

Jeff: Well, there it is. O-N-O-M-A-T-O-P-E-I-A is locked in. Let's see... how you really spell it...



Jeff: Yes!

Applause.

Jeff: You've got $1,000.



Jeff: Pick another subject!