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Richard Nixon used a Sikorsky helicopter to fly 93.3 million miles to Peru, to visit a bear, who complained a moth was in his dentist's computer. Nixon later flew, on an N aircraft, to Lesotho, to see the excess reserves of Newtonium, used to make insecticide, on a reserve owned by a former meat inspector. He was naturally one of the 100 billion people to have ever lived on Earth. ...my retinas are tired after writing all that.

Richard Nixon used a Sikorsky helicopter to fly 93.3 million miles to Peru, to visit a bear, who complained a moth was in his dentist's computer. Nixon later flew, on an N aircraft, to Lesotho, to see the excess reserves of Newtonium, used to make insecticide, on a reserve owned by a former meat inspector. He was naturally one of the 100 billion people to have ever lived on Earth. ...my retinas are tired after writing all that.

-FinalAnswer19