Deal Or No Deal RPG

Noel: Right, three blues, starting with number 20, please:

*Drum Bang*

*Audience gasp, Noel is left dumbstruck*

Noel: Oh my goodness... 6 reds in a row...

*Swoosh sound heard*

Noel: If we touch any of the 5 reds left now, I doubt we'll see anywhere near a grand for the offer. We need to find the penny and the 10p. Box 12, please, we need it to be blue:

*Drum Bang*

*Audience cheers loudly*

Noel: Finally! We found one!

*Swoosh sound heard*

Noel: Come on, find the penny. Box 3, please:

*Drum Bang*

*Audience cheers*

Noel: Great! £1 gone.

*Swoosh sound heard*


Noel: As much as those two blues helped, this is still a scary board.



*Waiting for Call music plays*

Noel: Only 5 reds left, only 2 of which are in our power five, and still nine blues. If anything, at least it means we're quite likely to find some blues now. Let's see what the offer is.

*Audience laughs at jepm4sta's comment*

Noel: If only it was, but unfortunately no, the seals  have been broken.

*Phone rings, set turns red*

*Noel Picks up the phone*

Noel: Hello Banker... Yes... Thank you. *Puts phone down*

He says he likes you, you're his ideal contestant. Only having 5 reds left by the end of round 2... He says you're going to continue in this fashion, so take £9,000 now, before it's too late.


*Think music plays*

It is of course, important to remember, you could still win a lot more than that, a lot more. Maybe £75,000 is sat on the table? But there is the worry of, is your dreadful bad luck going to continue throughout the game?

It's time for the question. If you say No Deal, can I please have the next three boxes you'd like to open. jepm4sta . £9,000. Deal or No Deal?
*Audience applauds*

*No Deal sound plays, audience cheers*

Noel: An all-blue round now would be great, so let's do it. Box 19, please:

*Drum Bang*

*Audience cheers, celebratory music plays*

Noel: Yes! It's gone, goodbye penny!

*Swoosh sound plays*


Noel: Brilliant start to this round, continue it, with Box 5:

*Drum Bang*

*Audience cheers*

Noel: Great! Another blue!

*Swoosh sound heard*


Noel: Just one more box until we get our third offer, make it another blue, box 7, please:

*Drum Bang*

*Audience applauds and cheers*

Noel: That's what we needed, the all blue round!

*Swoosh sound heard*


*Think music plays*

Noel: I wonder what he's going to offer you now, he'll have to increase it, we took the penny.

Noel: That's what we all wanted to see, except the Banker.

*Phone rings, set turns red*

Noel: Talk of the devil... *Picks up phone* Hello... What would you like me to explain?... Yes we were thinking that... Ok, and the offer is? Right, thank you Banker. *Puts phone down*

Noel: He says his previous offer was way too generous, considering the board at that point, so because of that, he says this offer doesn not reflect the last offer, this is based solely off of the way you've played, and the board. Box 18 is now worth nine and a half thousand pounds.

*Audience applauds*



Noel: Now the question is... Do you think £9,500 is the peak of your game? Or can you still get some more money out of this yet? Is your bad luck going to return should you continue? Do you think one of those big 2 left is sat here on the table?

Noel: If you say No Deal, I need your next three boxes please. *Question Music plays* jepm4sta . £9,500. Deal or No Deal?

(Also, this is my 1,000th post! Didn't think I would have made this many when I first joined! )

Noel: Thank you!

*No Deal sound plays, audience applauds*

Noel: Not too sure he'll be impressed with you calling it an insult... *Audience laughs* Anyways, next three, avoid the big money. Box 14, please, if this is a blue, it puts the board back on level pegging.

*Drum Bang*

*Audience groans*

Noel: Uh oh... Not what we wanted to see at all...

*Swoosh sound heard*

Noel: Right. Back to this old situation again. We have to find 2 blues now, preferably the lower ones. Let's hope Box 9 has one of them, please:

*Drum Bang*

*Audience cheers*

Noel: Yes! There we go, much better.

*Swoosh sound heard*

Noel: One more please, make it count. Box 21? Ok, if you want that one, we'll open it, come on, this box is crucial to the next offer. Low blue please.

*Drum Bang*

*Audience cheers*

Noel: Perfect!

*Swoosh sound heard*

Noel: We still have to remember, even though we took two of his power five out, this is still quite a precarious 8-box, and a one-box game.

*Waiting for call plays*

Noel: 4 blues, 4 reds, it's fine in that respect, but the fact that only one of those reds is in our power five, with the back up being £10,000, and the other two being in the low reds isn't great... Take out two of those lower reds, and suddenly it's an all or peanuts case, and we don't want that. Let's see what the offer is.

(I am still using gifs, the site I use to upload them wasn't working as it should.)

*Phone rings, set turns red*

Noel: Hello... Thank you.

*Puts phone down*

Noel: he says you taking the £50,000 has made him feel a lot better, and because the board is so precarious, he says he can offer you £5,000.

Noel: Only one big red left, he's trying to tell you to take this before your top prize becomes that.

Noel: jepm4sta. £5,000. Deal or No Deal?