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Post by Crazanity on Jul 1, 2019 23:49:11 GMT -5
This thread is devoted to one of the best things about US Millionaire: the joke answer on the first question(s). I'm sure you all are familiar with those little wisecracks that never failed to make the audience laugh. Of course one of my favorite things about it is Meredith's cute reactions to the jokes.
So in this thread, we'll discuss the many joke answers the writers have come up with over the years. And just for fun, we can even come up with some of our own!
So to get us started, I'd like to list some of my personal favorites:
In the children's game Hot or Cold, what clue is given to tell someone they are getting closer?
A. You're getting warmer B. You're getting cooler C. You're getting heavier D. Dude, are you blind?
Homeowners buy surge protectors to protect their possessions from unexpected surges of what?
A. Electric current B. Water flow C. Air pressure D. Buyer's remorse
Someone who has lost a great opportunity is said to have "missed the" what?
A. Boat B. Plane C. Car D. Last fastest finger
According to the classic advertising slogan, "a diamond is" what?
A. Luxurious B. Forever C. Shiny D. Not going to happen
These are among my favorites. What are some of your favorites? Share them here!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2019 19:02:49 GMT -5
"I'm sorry, I don't write them!" -Regis Philbin
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Post by Crazanity on Jul 9, 2019 19:58:32 GMT -5
"I'm sorry, I don't write them!" -Regis Philbin Classic. XD
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Post by Crazanity on Sept 27, 2019 23:26:09 GMT -5
IK this thread has been inactive for a couple months, but I have some more things relating to it. I wanted to share this compilation I made a while back containing some of the best joke answers from the show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOFt_wKIIoM
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